What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.